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"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Women

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Road work next 15 years.

The interminable!

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"