Partner Patience Tester Mugs

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Women

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Road work next 15 years.

The interminable!

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."