Patience Testers Mugs

Doctor's Waiting Room - "There's nothing wrong with me, but by the time I see the doctor there probably will be"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.

'But not important enough to hire more operators.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Okay - which one was here first?'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

Women

Snail crossing