Part-time Mascot Pillows

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I'll do half of it.'

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"She was a good turtle."

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

His cheapest artist's model.

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

Call of the Domesticated.

"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

"As a no-benefits, temporary, part time employee, we've given you the freedom to be your creative best!

"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

'Great to have you aboard. Here's your survival pack...I mean welcome!'

I got a call from my agent so I have to step out for an audition. I'll be back before you are ready for dessert.

"Just for a while dear, we must part."

Blue Cat

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."