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'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"Sold his air rights."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Basic Shelter.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

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Cross Platform.

Church Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display