Parking Permit Holder T-Shirts

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

No Double Parking

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"What are you doing??"

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

Valet parking.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

No parking here. You will be toad.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Ace Towing.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.