Parking Permit Holder Gifts

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"What are you doing??"

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

Valet parking.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

No parking here. You will be toad.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Spiritualist Society Parking

Ace Towing.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Please do not feed the attendant.