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"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cross Platform.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'I invented the parking ticket.'