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"I come here to eat my lunch and think about the simpler things of life. Like capitalization and debit balance."

Playing Fetch.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I know. I miss him, too."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Moms gone wild

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Whittlers Mother

Keep Off The Hay

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Stories about crumbs

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Sunday in the park'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'