Parisian Cafe Lover Pillows

Hats and Food

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'How would you like your toast?'

"Gigot de sept heures."

Coffee Menu

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Lunch

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'A sandwich?'

French man holding a dish.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

The Lesser Pyramids

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

La Boheme - Mimi dies