Parisian Lifestyle Lover Pillows

Marcello the painter from La Boheme

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Hats and Food

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Therapy in L.A.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Le Roi Kong

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Can Can

Notre Dame Fire

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

'How very Blackheath!'

The Cross still stands!

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Retirement

Garages are very sought-after in India...

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

Friends parting after a trip to Paris