Parisian Lifestyle Lover Pillows

Marcello the painter from La Boheme

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Hats and Food

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Therapy in L.A.'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Le Roi Kong

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Can Can

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

Notre Dame Fire

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

Garages are very sought-after in India...

The Cross still stands!

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Retirement

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

'How very Blackheath!'

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

Friends parting after a trip to Paris