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Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Lovers in toile de jouy

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Utility Chic.

Bald Man Overcomb

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'