Parents Of Multiples Pillows

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Check those babies out."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

Surprise

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

Chicken Walking Eggs

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Surprise on Ultrasound

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

'They were all born in my Volkswagen on the way to the hospital...'