Having Multiples Pillows

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mixed Doubles.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

One Way - Yield

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."