Having Multiples Pillows

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

One Way - Yield

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"