Parenting Wrangler Pillows

Nannies Of The Old West

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Sulk Shows

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"