Parenting Wrangler Gifts

Nannies Of The Old West

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

She - Interpreter - He.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Sulk Shows

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."