Parenting Trials Expert Pillows

"Your birth was easy. It's everything after that that's been a pain."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Ah...here they are!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"How is it gendered?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

The modern generation!

'The stuka brought you.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'