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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Suffering from Cooties?

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

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Daughter/psychiatrist

'He was raised by sparrows!'

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'