Parenting Survivalist Pillows

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Prepper Dog

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'