Playful Survivalist Pillows

Rules of the Wild

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

"Where the wild things were."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Running out of Gas.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Drawing on an island.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.