Playful Survivalist Pillows

Rules of the Wild

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

"Where the wild things were."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Running out of Gas.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Drawing on an island.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.