Parenting Surrealist T-Shirts

'Won't be long now,Mum's on the rinse cycle!'

The Artist

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Great Rainbow of China

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'