Parenting Surrealist Prints

'Won't be long now,Mum's on the rinse cycle!'

The Artist

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.