Parenting Support Group Members Gifts

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Parenting Business Deals

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."