Parenting Pranks Gifts

'I should have known better than to tell him to stand in the corner.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Use your inside scream."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

"Fasten your seat belt."