Parenting Pranks Prints

'I should have known better than to tell him to stand in the corner.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"She's a natural!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'