Funny Parenting Gifts

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Are we there yet?'

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'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Use your inside scream."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Children should be seen and not a herd.

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"