Parenting Challenges Enthusiast Pillows

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Growth Charts

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Early childhood development

Crying baby

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Lemming mothers