Parenting Book Lovers Gifts

New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Pastries and Candy

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

So You've Cloned Yourself

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

The Month of August

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

Erasmus

'I stole it from the library.'

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'