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'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Ah...here they are!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

The modern generation!

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Toilet Training

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"