Parenthood Survivor Pillows

"Mom, can you open this salami?"

My baby by day vs. my baby by night.

"I have a gruel date with the misery twins."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Oh no, not another 'Bundle of Joy' coming?'

"You're mothers on the war path again"

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

"He's been yelling at Baldo all day...and now his throat is red, sore and itchy."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"...until death do you a favor."

Acclaimed mother.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Baby Race.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

IVF assessment centre.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Maternity Arrivals

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"I'm letting him soak."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Your Dinner Is In The Trout Stream

'They can be so modest at this age.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'