Parenthood Adventurer Pillows

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Treason.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'You don't take parenthood very seriously, do you?'

Shares in Headache tablets gone up since new baby was born.

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Was he downsized?'

"You've been suspended from school for a week? Who's being punished here, you or me?"

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Baby pram as a tank

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'