Parental Workout Warrior Pillows

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

That's my daughter, Alayna

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Pinata good bags.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."