Parental Dynamic Appreciator Mugs

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Judge, jury and executioner.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

The Family Joules: Part 8

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

'The good news is that I've brought you a new pair of bicycle clips...'

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'Did you get the promotion?'

'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'