Parental Control Champ Gifts

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Interior design trends for parents....

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'I'll see the ones with the clean underwear first.'

Smacking Machine.

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

'How many kids do we have now,Mabel?'

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'