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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

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'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

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'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

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"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"My new day job is killing me."

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'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

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'I'm afraid to ask.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

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Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"Need hug."

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

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'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

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Will purr for a Lap.

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