Pet Comforter T-Shirts

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Christmas Pets

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Next!'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"My new day job is killing me."

The new fall content.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I've always been a gnome body."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."