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"My new day job is killing me."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Dog Nightmares

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

We never roam anymore.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

The new fall content.

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"Every night, I feel so used."