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"My new day job is killing me."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

The new fall content.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Tapeworms Need Love Too

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Every night, I feel so used."

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."