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We never roam anymore.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Cat and mouse

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pasta

Santa Dog

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Born of the Dead

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Animal immigration

"My new day job is killing me."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Octo-Bus.

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

Tandem cyclists

"How am I rampaging?"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"