Creature Comfort Lovers T-Shirts

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Sleepy Bunny

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"My new day job is killing me."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

'Isn't it great?!'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Hoodie

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'The Big Kahuna!'