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Mountain Escalator

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

I need to get rid of all these mattresses if I'm going to get up to use the bathroom 4 times a night. Middle-Age Fairy Tales: The Princess & the

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

'The bypass was touch and go, but kissing the boo-boo really helped.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

"Man's best friends."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West