Pet Comforter Mugs

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Keeping warm.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Christmas Pets

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Next!'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"My new day job is killing me."

The new fall content.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I've always been a gnome body."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."