Parental Comforters Mugs

"Those aren't spiderwebs. Those are phone and electrical lines. So, you can relax. There's no giant spider in the neighborhood."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

The new fall content.

Baby blanket.

"My new day job is killing me."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Hotel teddy for hire

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Need hug."

Aweary! Aweary!

Soccer Uniforms

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Will purr for a Lap.

"It's a dating site that matches you solely on the thermostat setting."

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.