Parental Comforters Gifts

"Those aren't spiderwebs. Those are phone and electrical lines. So, you can relax. There's no giant spider in the neighborhood."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The new fall content.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"My new day job is killing me."

Baby blanket.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Hotel teddy for hire

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"Need hug."

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

Aweary! Aweary!

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Soccer Uniforms

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

Will purr for a Lap.

"It's a dating site that matches you solely on the thermostat setting."