Parental Approval Gifts

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

New dunce caps

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Judge, jury and executioner.

Warring parents

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"Here are all of my dependents."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Mom's The Boss

Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

A Victorian park.

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

"I've been a child psychologist for twenty years. Based on my experience, and several sessions with your son, I believe what is needed is a swift swat on his rump!"

'Principal Smith, this is a parent of a student in your school. I'd like to discuss my son's grades. Is this a good time?'

"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."

"Can I can go to a party?"

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"