Parent Advocate Gifts

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Warring parents

Mom's The Boss

Violence against children.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

For the Children

A Victorian park.

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'It's making me happy.'

"When my parent were kids, they made up alibis. I just carry disclaimers."

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

Kids and the economy

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids