Parental Rights Advocate Gifts

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

Mother Duck.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

For the Children

TikTok Trump

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

Kids in Cages: under New Management

"When we said it was 'bring your family to work day' we meant children."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'

'We need to talk, Mr. President...'

Time to Move On

We Want You Back!

Waiting to vote

'From now on give them a double dose of bromide in their tea.'

'My dad's car gets better mileage than YOUR dad's car.'

For years I've been working hard for European fashion companies!"

"YOu want to speak to the head of the household? My parents are into shared decision making."

"I take care of my children. They've each got a mobile phone, and I tell them to ring when they get to the nursery."

Irish PM lambasts Irish catholic church for continual sex abuse cover ups.

'Grandparents don't have as much energy as parents, but they're a lot less judgmental.'

'Kid with suitcase with stickers on it that say 'mums' and 'dads'.