Paternal Rights Advocate Gifts

'From now on give them a double dose of bromide in their tea.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Human Rights and the USA

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Supreme Liberty Court

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Pennybags Monster

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Abortion Debate

America is un-American

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Human Rights

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

Don't ask don't tell

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."