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"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Warring parents

Mom's The Boss

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

A Victorian park.

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'It's making me happy.'

"When my parent were kids, they made up alibis. I just carry disclaimers."

"I've been a child psychologist for twenty years. Based on my experience, and several sessions with your son, I believe what is needed is a swift swat on his rump!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Principal Smith, this is a parent of a student in your school. I'd like to discuss my son's grades. Is this a good time?'

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

"Can I can go to a party?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

Researching Life's Deepest Questions! How do I keep tabs on my daughter's internet use? How do I block my mother online?