Parent With A Plan Gifts

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Frog Baby Names

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Pregnancy Test

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

Back to school expenses.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Are we there yet?

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

'Get a job!? Dude, your daughter and I are working fulltime trying to get you a grandchild!'

"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."