'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'
Parent Trap Navigators Pillows
Add some playful charm to their space with pillows that celebrate the mischief and fun of parent trap masters—comfortable, witty, and perfectly cheeky.
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
A Preschool of Fish
"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."
Impracticle Guide to Having Babies
'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
'sugar and spice my eye.'
'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'
'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'
"'Parent' should always be an action verb."
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
'We are considering a nursery expansion.'
Babies
'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'
"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.
'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'
"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"
'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'
"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."
'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'
Cr�che Seige
Triplets
"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"
"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."
Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.
'Looks to be a very young universe.'
'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'
"Well he smells like his father."
"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."
Parent Trap Navigators Pillows Collection
Parent Trap Navigators Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that capture the playful spirit of parent trap navigators—perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Parent Trap Navigators Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints celebrating the creativity and mischief of parent trap masterminds—bring fun to any wall.
Parent Trap Navigators T-Shirts
Shop our witty T-shirts designed for parent trap navigators—wear their cleverness and sense of humor proudly.